Guys and videogames. There they sit: asses glued to the couch, eyes transfixed, their attention leaving the screen only for as long as it takes to tell you about their latest achievements — how no, you don’t understand, their Madden team traded for Tom Brady and that unlocked a better sniper rifle which the clan [...]

When people ask you how things are going you tell them “Fine. Everything’s fine.” Because it is. You’ve settled into a nice career, you love your roommate, and you’ve been eating well. Those five pounds you gained in the winter are gone and now you just stare at your flat stomach in the mirror, hoping [...]

There’s nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their “discomfort” like a favorite shirt. I can’t say I’m very pleased with where my life is right now… but [...]

When I actually like a girl, I take it slow and take the time to get to know her. But for some reason, it never works out in that way and we end up friends.
The girls that I have little interest in other than sex always want relationships. Is it just because we always want [...]

Busy as all hell. Swamped with school work, midterms coming up faster than I can really believe (first one today), and trying to get my fledgling dj career going. But it’s a good busy, at least I’m doing stuff with my life. Everything will work out in the end, it’s just going to be a [...]

I think I’ve had more people tell me I look tired this past two weeks than in any other period of my life. So far I’ve heard it at least two or three times per day. I’m doing about 70+ hours per week right now between work, school, and homework, and also another 16/week of [...]

It’s September! That means that it is time for you to get the fall version of SPRING FEVER! Doesn’t everyone on the street look so good you could just eat them! But you shouldn’t. That is just your brain having problems. You do not really want to eat them, probably! Probably you just want to [...]

Imagine you are a normal, everyday nine-to-five employee. For the sake of convenience, and for the sake of paralellism with my own life, let’s say you’re a quick dresser with a small commute and you shower at night, so you wake up at eight. You go to work, have your lovely day, are awake and [...]

RIP Parker Summers
July 16 2011

Ever since I determined that I am most likely gluten-intolerant and cut all gluten-containing foods out of my diet, I have been far healthier and happier. Unfortunately, that comes at a cost of not being able to have many of the things I used to enjoy, including breads, pizza, sandwiches and pancakes/waffles. And most people [...]