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Warp large (10-20s) scallops with bacon
Skewer 3 per skewer, place in a bag with 50/50 maple syrup/whiskey. Let marinate for 2-3 days in the fridge. Grill.

4-6 cloves garlic
1 red onion
3-4 lemons (juice)
2 300g packages chopped spinach
4-6 chicken breasts
2 chipotles w/ 2 tbsp adobo sauce

2 lbs asparagus spears, washed and trimmed
2-3 tbsp olive oil
salt and pepper to taste
zest of 1 lemon
Preheat oven to 425F. Toss asparagus with remaining ingredients until spears are well-coated. Lay asparagus on a baking sheet or in a baking pan in a single layer. Roast in oven for 18-20 minutes - until tips are crispy. [...]

1 14oz can lentils
Cooking spray of your choice (I used olive oil)
¼ tsp black pepper
¼ tsp garlic powder
Drain lentils. Spray a cookie sheet well with cooking spray. Spread out lentils on sheet and give them a light coating of cooking spray. Bake in a 425 degree oven for 20-25 minutes, until crisp, stirring often. Combine [...]

1 tsp olive oil
1/2 c minced onion
1 clove garlic, minced
1 (15 oz) can black beans, rinsed and drained
1/4 c breadcrumbs
2 canned chipolte chilies, plus 2 tbsp adobo sauce
1 egg, beaten
In small skillet, heat olive oil. Add onion, saute for 2 minutes. Add garlic, saute for 2 minutes, until both are tender. Cool slightly.
In a large [...]

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