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“Contrary to historical belief, drugs and invocations do not mix. When the shit comes down, it is vitally necessary to be able to discern between the gibbering monstrosity to throw the holy water on and the gibbering monstrosity that will fade away after a few hours, some B-complex, and a good [...]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the [...]

http://www.wikihow.com/Tip-a-Bartender-Properly
Thank you and have a nice evening. I am off to drink jager.

4 cloves garlic, slivered
2 shallots, minced
zest & juice of 1/2 lemon
zest & juice of 1/2 lime
2 red peppers, cut into strips
1 broccoli w/ stalk, cut into bits
2oz whisky
2oz black bean sc
2oz oyster sc
2oz franks hot sc
13 oz vanilla vodka
Drink 3/4 of the vodka. Saute the garlic, shallots, lemon & lime zest and juice until translucent. [...]