Starkle, starkle, little twink
Who the hell you are I think?
I’m not under what they call
The affluence of incohol
I’m not as drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just a little slort of sheep
Tee many martoonies make a guy
Feel so foolish, don’t know why
Really don’t know who’s me yet,
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So one more fink [...]

So I got two new pairs of coveralls the other day, as the ones the company sells us only last about a month or so until the crotch blows out. Threw on a clean pair today, and wrote ‘Link’ on the left arm, so no one can take them ‘accidentally.’
I’m in the doghouse for one [...]